Burning Mercury Thiocyanide. This stuff is just weird. Kids lighting something on fire that contains mercury and cyanide… Ok, where are the parents?? And, can I buy some?

I’m more of a cremation guy myself but if you’re going to be remembered, why not have your image immortalized on granite, with your car, in color, 8′ tall…

It seems that mid-90′s E-Class Mercedes are still very popular with Russian mobsters as in image of these cars seems to be standard issue on their tombstones. As are cigarettes, lighters, gold chains, and the requisite horrible font.

What scares me the most is the first guy looks like he could be on my father’s side of the family who are from that area of Russia. So, that’s why I secretly find this so appealing.

I never watched Speed Racer as a kid. I don’t think it made much sense to me since I think I expected more of a real race and less… weird stuff…

But, a lot of people like it so, as Hollywood does, they make a movie out of it. But… Instead of making it “normal”, it’s pretty baked. In fact, it’s completely baked and I might even watch it in spite of the terribly weird trailer. You have to watch it, it’s, um, odd.

I thought this was pure BS when I saw a Japanese version that was a bit hard to follow. That’s counterintuitive considering this is supposed to be simple and fast.

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But… It does work, and it’s kind of cool too.